08:00 AM – Alarm clock sound

• Choking the alarm clock
• Punching the alarm clock
• High kicking the alarm clock
• Choke holding the alarm clock
• Squeezing the life out of the alarm clock
• Catching my breath

08:45 AM Sunrise

08:56 AM Morning routine

Making a bottle of diluted shampoo and conditioner
32:1 (water:shampoo/conditioner)

09:07 AM Step 1 Washing my Hair

• Parting my hair in four sections
• Spritzing diluted shampoo 1.5 times on the first part
• Washing the first part
• Rinsing out the part
• Spritzing diluted shampoo 1.5 times on the second part
• Washing the second part
• Rinsing out the part
• Spritzing diluted shampoo 1.5 times on the third part
• Washing the third part
• Rinsing out the part
• Spritzing diluted shampoo 1.5 times on the fourth part
• Washing the fourth part

10:11 AM Step 2 Conditioning my hair

• conditioning the first part
• rinsing out the part
• conditioning the second part
• rinsing out the part
• conditioning the third part
• rinsing out the part
• conditioning the fourth part
• rinsing out the part

1:04 PM Step 3 Hair mask

• Applying 1/4 of a dime size on the first part
• Rinsing out the part
• Applying 1/4 of a dime size on the second part
• Rinsing out the part
• Applying 1/4 of a dime size on the third part
• Rinsing out the part
• Applying 1/4 of a dime size on the fourth part
• Rinsing out the part
• Towel dry my hair

3:02 PM Step 4 Hair products

• Application on the first part
• Application on the second part
• Application on the third part
• Application on the fourth part

4:15 PM Step 5 Combing my hair

Combing the first part

4:31 PM Sunset

Combing the first part
Combing the second part
Combing the third part
Combing the fourth part

6:00 PM Napping

11:19 PM sleep

Next day..

08:00 AM – Alarm clock sound